Never Underestimate “Old Top”
Shit Talkin' is an acquired skill; everybody does it, but only the best of us can do it well enough that the target never forgets what was said to them at their own expense....
Evolution Of A Nobody Writer – Part III
Change is a fickle bitch; sometimes, in life, we instigate change, and other times, it is thrust upon us against our will. The damnable thing is that, in the case of the former, we...
Evolution Of A Nobody Writer – Part II
Google first appeared in late 1998. A decade or so after they opened their doors, an old friend told me that their very existence had lowered the global IQ by at least 10 points,...
Evolution Of A Nobody Writer – Part I
The idea of writing an autobiography by creating a collection of memoirs is not something I came up with on my own. I fell into it quite by accident, wandering aimlessly on the internet...
Body Of Work
I thought about writing an autobiography once. I had a good chuckle with myself, thinking it was not only a self-indulgent vanity to think anyone would care about my life story while, on the...
Beauty In Chaos
If such a thing existed as a self-portrait of internal brain function, mine must surely be this image. I took this picture about a year ago and have come back to it quite a...
Cross-Species Teambuilding
This is not a puppy story; now that Miss Alice has her own account, email address, and identity, she is hard at work on her next diary. It is a Hermit Chronicle derived partly...
Snoozin’ On The Deck
If you have never seen the movie "Turner & Hooch," you may not "get" this reference, but I am presently in the midst of a writer's crisis, which is to say that there's something...
Love, Life & Patchwork Quilts
If I've done my job well enough here, the title alone should make you scratch your head, wondering just where the fuck I'm headed with this piece. Good. Regular visitors here know well enough,...
Paperboy Prattle
I think I have made it clear that I am not a morning person, not terribly fond of the entire human race until I've had coffee, and... Like the Reese's commercials... "Not sorry."I happily...
